WARNING: This is NOT gonna be pretty.

The kids and I are fighting over the mic. It's karaoke night in the monster house, and the king of the night is friggin' Skinny Ass with his "98."

I'mma shove his "98" up somewheres if he gloats in my face again with that dorky grin. lol - how does a 98 even count when you're singing...

?? "Puff, the Magic Dragon... Lived by the Sea..." ??

Do you remember that song?!

Well, we needed to change it up - so in went Donna Summers big hit, "I Will Survive." Have you seen the movie called "The Replacements" with Keanu Reeves?

Coz if you did, then you can imagine me and the monsters bustin' the electric slide in the living room.

Afraid that we might take the lead, Skinny Ass had to do SOMETHING to protect his status.

So the mutha pulled down my pants.

And all of my moon lit up the house. Hell - lit up the neighbor's, too.

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